Dr. Gissalayne Chondroitin (five PhDs in five useless academic disciplines)--currently employed at Hook, Line & Sinker, LLC, ("We give you the rod, you hook the fish")--has one agenda: find a man, fast. But not any man; the sugarcone.com computer network match websites has already led her down the disaster trail too galore times. Magically-or possibly not--on New Years Day of YK24 (2004) Jonas Arousal sits down in the empty plastic seat next to her at the SeaTac aerodrome on her way house from her most recent sugarcone.com failure. In this fast-reading novel, Adler showing neatness hides the truth of what's actually happening right in your own back yard.